Oxymoronic

I saw this at the store the other day.

Now, I've never run a marathon, so I guess I cannot say with 100% accuracy, but I'm just guessing that no one wants to smell like one.

First it says 'sport fresh scent', and just in case that wasn't all you ever wanted in a deodorant, it then specifies, 'marathon fresh scent'. As if marathon is just one variety of all the sport scents out there.

I wonder, does marathon smell different than, say, tennis? What about bowling? Does bowling have a bold note of stale cigarette smoke? Cause if we're going to get technical, I believe that would only be fitting.

I could really have fun with this. Why am I not in charge of deodorant scents?

I just found my life-long ambition.

Also, this was on the clearance aisle, if you can imagine.