Saturday, February 28, 2009

I'll Take "Blog Posts" for 100, Alex

Answer: This is the amount of time Andrea has had this blasted debilitating headache

What is two weeks?


Answer: Tylenol, Pamprin, Ibuprofen, Advil Tension Headache, MucinexD, Contac Cold & Flu, massages, a heating pad, Ruby Red Mountain Dew, chocolate, naps, and Ty's one-cure-fits-all therapy

What are a few of the things Andrea has tried in her efforts to rid her head of all cloudy spinning and pounding?

Answer: The food that sounds most delicious to Andrea's poor nauseated tummy

What is absolutely nothing *gag*, not even cookies?


Answer: These two things are hard enough as it is, but throw in a headache and they wax extinct.

What are creativity and cleverness?

Answer: This was the first conclusion Andrea drew when she found herself running to the bathroom with visions of her lunch coming back up dancing in her throbbing head

What is pregnancy?

Answer: This is what Andrea replies when well-meaning individuals ask if she's pregnant (and after an emergency trip to buy pregnancy tests)

What is no, but thank you for asking. If only pregnancy were this pleasant, I might consider it?

Answer: A fedora, homburg, or derby

What are hats?

(thought I'd throw in a real one, just to see if you're still awake)

3 comments:

Amber said...

I have been missing you on here! Can you get better soon? Oh, and I feel you about the pregnancy thing. If being pregnant amounted to a crappy headache and a bit of nausea for 9 months, I would have like 5 kids. And if I remember correctly, you and I were 2 peas in a horrific, miserable, almost unbearable pod when pregnant!

Rozel said...

My goodness it sounds like you did not have any fun. I hesitate to say this in the event that I jinx myself but . . .I have not had the flu in nearly 10 years. My secret? I don't take the flu shot (I don't believe in it), I eat terribly, I don't drink milk, I don't take vitamins, I don't get my 64z or h2o a day, I drink too much coffee, I sleep more than your average person, and my exercise is limited.

sharlee said...

Oh, Andy! You still have it (the stuff that entertains me and makes me laugh) even after debilitating headaches--the fog must have lifted. Are they over? Are you feeling much better?
How do you like your hair? How was your Friday night date? I love "Ty's one cure fits all therapy"--you gotta try it just in case, for heaven sake!
Love you!