Saturday, August 24, 2013

So's Your Face

Have you ever gone to a Mary Kay Cult gathering or seen one of those magazine beauty quizzes designed to help you figure out how to apply blush?

You know how the first assignment is to
determine your face shape?

I can never do it.

And it causes me a lot of stress.

Cause you have to get it right, or you could go your entire life applying blush wrong, making yourself at least 10 times uglier than necessary.

Yikes. That's a lot of pressure.

I cannot do it.

The options are usually square, oval, round, heart, or diamond. I hate to brag, but I was pretty much a shape sorting virtuoso in Kindergarten. I mean, that shape sorter toy didn't know up from down when I got done with it. So I should be able to figure it out, but alas. No can do.

I have a square forehead, a dented rectangle jaw/cheekbone line, and a pointed chin.

My face is face-shaped.

Why isn't that an option?